ORA PRO NOBIS - pray for us

Thursday, March 10, 2005

The legal frat in Sydney town
All pin stripes, no leisure brown

They will sit in circles debate long and hard
To give good counsel to that jolly jack tarred

These Sydney sharks swimming in packs
Looking for weakness distress criminal acts
They whisper so sweetly in your shell like ear
Or be shouting in court they have no peer

Their fees are small and pay when you can
I’ll be up on the Gold Coast
Working on my new tan

You carve out a future
In vitriol it is laced
You act in accordance
It, is performance based
Its all about sarcasm sullied reps and your wits
And the judge next week will give you
The shits

Reductio ad absurdum a sounder of boars
Caught trawling the cross, defender of whores
Ad infinitum you will argue the point
And if all else fails
Its Caveat Emptors

The matter is presented a parry and cut
Six days in the court, the case is now shut
Thinking about life, enjoying sunshine
I should go up country and make my own wine

But first one more brief
To add to my tales
The dark Phillip Street canyons
You will hear plaintiff wails

In defense or to prosecute
Our argument is devine
Creatively developed
With a glass of Knots Wine

PAX VOBISCUM - go in peace